Desh ke naujawaano yebam bujurgon kripya dhyan de.., Case no. 498a caw cell se chalke ....

Desh ke shaadi shuda naujawaano yebam bujurgon kripya dhyan de.., Case no. 498a caw cell se chalke ...FIR hote hue Via IO, LAWYER, POLICE aur Court hote hue bas Kabhi bhi aapke uppar prasthan kar rahi hai...

Deshwasion se anurodh hai, Kripya aapne apne gharon me Nim likhit Paristhitiyon ko dekh le:


s*x mein satisfy nai kiya----498a


Agar Sex mein over satisfy kiya-------498a

baat nai suna--------498a

Biwi ke BF ko cheda -----498a

Biwi se sawal kiya--------498a

Biwi ke baap bhai ko namaste nai kiya---------498a

Biwi ke fijul ke kharche band kiya-------498a

Biwi ko mayake jaane se roka--------498a

Biwi ke naam pe ghar nai kiya------------498a

Biwi ke gharwale ko paise nai bheja----------498a

Biwi ke saas bahu ke serial ke badale news channel lagaya------498a


aapne Bhudde Maa baap ko saath me rakha-------498a

Biwi ko subah subah Chaye banane ko kaha-------498a

Biwi ke Kutte ko Hi nai kaha------498a

Itna hone par apne Jubaan pe centre fresh lagaam nai lagaya------498a

Itu si bhi Muhn khola--------498a


Case lage hone pe kripya katar me lage rahe.......

Ati Bilamb ke liye Humme khed hai..,


Tab Tak Biwi ke parvarish ke liye sahyog karien Yebam unke har Pratarna Ko sahe...!





Aapki 498a yaatra Mangalmay ho..!

Dhanyabad...

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JOKES ON BIASED LAW & MARRIAGE

Aazad Sufferer's Joke on Biased Law:

Girl to her BF:Darling after marriage I am going to give you a valuable gift that will long for at least 4-5 years.

BF: With surprise! What gift you are going to give me Honey?

Girl to her BF: 498A .....stupid!

Judge to wife petitioner: Tell me how you have controlled your husband?

Wife petitioner to judge : My Lord, By 498A , DVA,406 and 125 crpc..

498A Wife to Her Lawyer: See I don't have Time do fast.

Her Lawyer: Why? Next Bakra is waiting.....

Policeman to 498A Wife: I got a complaint from your husband.

Wife: Which husband third one or fourth one.

 SIL to his FIL after Kanyadan : Don't cry. Sir., I will take care of your daughter.

 FIL TO SIL: Son, I am crying because now you will cry for ever.


More jokes have to come (stay tuned) ............

The shortest example of Fight against False Stridhan:

Wife: The Gateway of India is My Stridhan --------
Husband: ok. I believe you  but Go and bring the Dad who had built the Gateway of India for you.
Judge: Order--Order (The court is Adjourned Now)

After 20 years,

Wife: Gateway Of India is My Stridhan.
Husband: Go and bring the person who had built.....

Judge: Abe 20 saalon se bas yahi sunte aa raha hun.
Batao Gateway of India Kiske baap ne banwaya?
Agar maine aapne Baap ko bol diya hota toh Ab Tak Gateway of India Mera Hota.

________________The case is still pending________________

Morale: Results come only when  petitioners Pray is True.

JOKES ON MARRIAGE:

Q: Who is the perfect husband? 

A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!

Q: How hard is it to lose a wife? 

A: Nowadays its almost impossible!

Q: Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? 

A: He baptized one and kept the other as a control.

Q: What kind of institution is Marriage? 

A: One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage 

A1: Engagement Ring 

A2: Wedding Ring 

A3: Suffe-Ring 

A4: Endu-Ring

Q: Whats the definition of a happy marriage? 

A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? 

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. 

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

Q: Whats the difference between marrying a Mama's Boy and a Daddy's Girl? A: One makes biscuits like his mother and the other makes dough like her father!

Q: What is the ideal marriage? 

A: One between a deaf man and a blind woman

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/marriagejokes.html