Aazad Sufferer's Joke on Biased Law:
Girl to her BF:Darling after marriage I am going to give you a valuable gift that will long for at least 4-5 years.
BF: With surprise! What gift you are going to give me Honey?
Girl to her BF: 498A .....stupid!
Judge to wife petitioner: Tell me how you have controlled your husband?
Wife petitioner to judge : My Lord, By 498A , DVA,406 and 125 crpc..
498A Wife to Her Lawyer: See I don't have Time do fast.
Her Lawyer: Why? Next Bakra is waiting.....
Policeman to 498A Wife: I got a complaint from your husband.
Wife: Which husband third one or fourth one.
SIL to his FIL after Kanyadan : Don't cry. Sir., I will take care of your daughter.
FIL TO SIL: Son, I am crying because now you will cry for ever.
More jokes have to come (stay tuned) ............
The shortest example of Fight against False Stridhan:
Wife: The Gateway of India is My Stridhan --------
Husband: ok. I believe you but Go and bring the Dad who had built the Gateway of India for you.
Judge: Order--Order (The court is Adjourned Now)
After 20 years,
Wife: Gateway Of India is My Stridhan.
Husband: Go and bring the person who had built.....
Judge: Abe 20 saalon se bas yahi sunte aa raha hun.
Batao Gateway of India Kiske baap ne banwaya?
Agar maine aapne Baap ko bol diya hota toh Ab Tak Gateway of India Mera Hota.
________________The case is still pending________________
More jokes have to come (stay tuned) ............
The shortest example of Fight against False Stridhan:
Wife: The Gateway of India is My Stridhan --------
Husband: ok. I believe you but Go and bring the Dad who had built the Gateway of India for you.
Judge: Order--Order (The court is Adjourned Now)
After 20 years,
Wife: Gateway Of India is My Stridhan.
Husband: Go and bring the person who had built.....
Judge: Abe 20 saalon se bas yahi sunte aa raha hun.
Batao Gateway of India Kiske baap ne banwaya?
Agar maine aapne Baap ko bol diya hota toh Ab Tak Gateway of India Mera Hota.
________________The case is still pending________________
Morale: Results come only when petitioners Pray is True.
JOKES ON MARRIAGE:
Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth
shut and his checkbook open!
Q: How hard is it to lose a wife?
A: Nowadays its almost
impossible!
Q: Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
A:
He baptized one and kept the other as a control.
Q: What kind of institution is Marriage?
A: One where a man
loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage
A1:
Engagement Ring
A2: Wedding Ring
A3: Suffe-Ring
A4: Endu-Ring
Q: Whats the definition of a happy marriage?
A: One where
the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I
don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son,
everywhere!
Q: What is the ideal marriage?
A: One between a deaf man and
a blind woman
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/marriagejokes.html
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/marriagejokes.html
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